Witnesses Expose Details Of Trump’s Cocaine-Filled Sex Parties With Teenagers, He’s Screwed

We know it’s true. The gossip articles said so. Just look here, here, and here.

How do we know it’s true? Because “witnesses” came forward to talk about the parties they attended in the ’90s. Everyone knows underage girls never attend parties, never abuses substances, and certainly never get themselves into compromising positions.

And when they do, they wait 30 years to tell anyone.